Beard Oil


Bearded Assassins Beard Oil!
Same great products, classic look.


.50 Cal - A great blend of tobacco, spiced mahogany and a touch of bay leaf. This scent will make you feel like a pirate.. Arg Matey!

KBAR - A blend of Sandalwood and Warm Vanilla. Ladies, you'll love this one it's a panty dropper ;) *Our #1 seller!*

Grenade - A freshly brewed espresso. This scent will wake you up and make you crave a goood cup of joe.

Cherry Bomb - A nostalgic cherry pipe tobacco like good ol' grandpa used to smoke.

Villain - A fresh sweet pine scent that will transport you into the wilderness. *New recipe for a longer lasting scent.

Don't trust just anyone with your beard care! We have gone to great lengths to ensure all of our products will provide the nourishment your beard needs starting from the most important part, the follicle. We love teaching people about how the foundation of your beard needs to be strong and healthy to be able to grow healthy full beards. This is where it starts! So join our elite team of assassins today and kill that itch and grow healthy beards with us! Grab a beard oil and see how the confidence of the assassin in you comes out!

Ingredients: Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Almond Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, & Fragrance

Directions: Use as many drops as needed of the oil and rub into beard and skin. We recommend using a wood comb or brush for best results. Depending on the length and fullness of beard you may need more but less is always better.

WARNING: This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions use on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from nuts & fruits so be responsible and cautious please


Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days
  • Europe : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 21 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Privacy policy

We do not sell or share any information you give us on this site. We only use the information provided to us to fulfill orders. We will only contact you via email if it is necessary.

Frequently Asked Questions

I chose First Class International Shipping, where's my package?

Unfortunately first class shipping does not come with a tracking number so we are unable to provide that information. We recommend you choose Priority Mail because it comes with a tracking number and insurance. We are not responsible for any lost or stolen International packages.

The item I purchased was in stock, how come it didn't ship right away?

All of our balms, butters and oils are handmade to order. So if it's not shipped right away it will take 1-3 business days.

I placed an order on Friday, when should I expect it to ship?

All orders are made and shipped out within 1-3 business/working days. We usually don't work on the weekends so expect your order to be shipped anywhere between Monday-Wednesday.

Reviews (5)


Nate loved your Grenade scented beard oil and made a perfect stocking stuffer. Thank you so much for your help! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

I buy these oils at least 1-2 times a year now for my husband, I love them as much as he does. We try a new scent each time and they never disappoint. Always great service too!

Smells great, husband and I love the smell

Shipping was fast :). This is a Christmas gift and got here with tons of time to spare.

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